» 95% complete transcription/translation of the Sharkbait skit from the Free! event
Rin: Haru, you remember what we said, back in elementary school?
Haru: What're you talking about?
Rin: You know, what we said that day at the swimming club.
Haru: I don't remember!
Rin: The promise we made day we compared our heights during the physical exam.
Haru: STOP! I don't want to he--
[Rin covers Haru's mouth]
[note: at some point here toward the beginning, to keep Rin from speaking, Haru grabs him by the goggles around his neck and nearly chokes him]
Rin: We always tied in elementary school, so whenever we reunited, the person who was taller would run 100 m carrying the person who was shorter--bridal style in his arms.
[note: this is personal hearsay, as I'm not 100% on my memory (hence why I didn't include it in my report), but Haru at one point asks Rin what on earth he gets out of carrying Haru around (i.e. why is he so insistent on it). Rin is silent for a while and never answers.]
[note: the transcriber admts her memory is kinda murky on the following bits]
Rin: Now, I'm 177 cm. What about you?
Rin: Huh? What was that?
Haru: Wait! I'll grow another 3 cm by tomorrow!
Rin: The hell you will!
[note: I know there were some bits in here about Rin having a tougher time, since he'll be the one having to haul Haru around, so Haru needs to stop complaining, and Haru suggests they switch, to which Rin replies, "No thank you," in English.]
Haru: ...Fine. But--I have one request. At least...let me stay in my swimsuit!
Rin: HUH? That's blatantly making this even MORE difficult for yourself! Fine--then I'll do it in MY swimsuit too!
[both remove their clothing dynamically]
Haru: Let's go, Rin!
Rin: COME TO ME!
Nagisa: .....What on earth are those two doing?
Rei: Nagisa-kun, we mustn't watch. Those two just aren't right in the head...